Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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