we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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