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I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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