His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
My breasts were aching with rage.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
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