I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
