Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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