i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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