Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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