I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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