just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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