I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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