Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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