I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
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dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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