The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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