what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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