Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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