there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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