The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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