'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Drunk is a universal language darling
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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