Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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