So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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