why didn't you poke me back
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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