sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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