i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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