i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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