i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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