The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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