apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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