One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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