the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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