did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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