He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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