she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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