yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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