I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Those nachos came to me in a dream
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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