Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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