I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
