How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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