so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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