It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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