Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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