Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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