put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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