Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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