just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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