oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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