To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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