my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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