She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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