i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Randomize
