I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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