I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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