We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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