Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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