her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
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