You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
