dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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