Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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