I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Randomize
