Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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